Tips for James Alexander

[Graaf Statler]

I just trolled everyone until they lost their minds. (Or ?)

What has worked perfect because Ming is really pissed off. He is almost exploding.

[Graaf Statler]

Heeeeee!! Our James is back on the radar with news about his new job! I missed it! But what is his new job, because he was one of the top-maneges of WMF.
https://twitter.com/Jamesofur

I don't see a fancy office, no beautiful secretary, pictures of him where he is introduced to the general director of Twitter and the board, because the is what you should expect, Because we are talking about one eight top managers of WMF!
What is normal in America for a man in his position? A Mercedes with a driver or a lease Tesla? Why don't we see a picture of that?

He James! You have promised us tweeds about food, you own us! I special have started a topic for you in the sector food! Only for you!
What did you eat for instance on your last dinner with the general manager of Twitter? Or did you forget us so quick james? Well, we not you James, we always will remember and remind you here! You can spell on that!

[Graaf Statler]

James, this is not where we are waiting for. And it all started so hopeful with that Hawaii Hilton. We want to see pictures of you, presenting your reportage of you new safety strategy at Twitter. Pictures of the welcomes committee with flowers on your first working day. You, surrounded by the applauding board. Pictures of your new buissnes car, with your driver smiling, ha, look, I am the one who have the honer to drive Alexander the Great. Because that is you nickname there. A selfie with you and Mark Zuckerberg, with as comment, he guys, this is Mark and me. But he didn't get me, ha, ha! He simple didn't had the money to offer what i am worth. Because we all know you was the golden safety wonderboy. You made wikipedia to that safe place what it is now. Yes James, you get all the credits for that. You showed us, yes we can and you did!

I am sure there was a huge fight between Facebook and Twitter to get you in there house. One of the eight managers of WMF! Whole Silicon Vally is fighting to get these WMF top talents in there house, that is a well known fact. For mounts and months there was that rumour, Alexander is in the race, watch it!
And now? And now? You have forgotten us complete! That is not fair of you James, because your star in Silicon is only rising because of us! Us, the members of your golden SanFanBan club and the jury of it! With prominent jury members like professor Drmies and other top editors of Wikipedia. It is absolute not fair of you, James! All that know how what you took with you to Twitter James, all your skills, it will be missed, James! The Safety&Trust Department will never be the same without you!

But -thanks to god- there are seven skilled managers and a director of the same high level as you are still in the WMF house, James.That is reassurance.

[Graaf Statler]

Re: The James Alexander Farewell Thread

selmahyzerman wrote:
BURob13's old account (Willy on Wheels).

Dysklyver wrote:
Your trolling is epic. But if true, this is an excellent example of a reformed character don't you think?


selmahyzerman wrote:
Alexander left on a silver platter.


Dysklyver wrote:
That isn't the right reference, silver platters are for severed heads to be served on. Not a form of flying carpet.


selmahyzerman wrote:
you twat


Dysklyver wrote:
Jason, mind your language.


selmahyzerman wrote:
fired from Twitter for being too extreme for even the[m]


Dysklyver wrote:
Maybe he could move to Facebook?


selmahyzerman wrote:
Alexander will be back in his mother's basement.


Dysklyver wrote:
His mother doesn't even have a basement...

All bullshit and bluff. Dysklyver has not even a clou where the mother of Alexander is living and for sure not if she has a basement or not.

[Dysklyver]

No of course not. That would be shocking.

[Graaf Statler]

Well, well, well. and pleading the fifth on WO in this serious matter,
You must be a man with high relations in WMF, amice. Otherwise you could in now way know where Alexander's mammie is living, and you are to much a lawyer just to claim something unsustained
Your title as your favourite troll is absolute deserved Arthur, although I doubt it sometimes. Because I am thinking about the Drmies fan club, but should a fanclub for you both be a idea? So you are both my favourite trolls? Because it is so hard to make choose, and I am so thankful and feel so honoured with that SanFanBan!

[Graaf Statler]

All bullshit, James.

https://twitter.com/jamesofur/status/11 ... 3284061185

This is the place to be!

https://pride.amsterdam/events/canal-pa ... 9/?lang=en

One tip. leave the complete shitty hotels, book a real one.
Never, never book a cheap hotel in Amsterdam unless bed bugs are your best friend!!!!!!

Or a nice bed in breakfast in Zaandam and take the train to Amsterdam.
Zaandam is in general very nice.