Beeblebrox wrote:It's just some coward trying to feel important. That would be true even if the threat were real, but I am for sure glad that it wasn't.
I wouldn't call risking life in prison or death by Mountie in one last push for revenge to be cowardice. Insanity perhaps. But not cowardice.
But I think every man and his dog would agree hiding under Jake's skirts is an act of sheer cowardice.
Why does a man who is that pathetic even travel over four thousand miles to a nerd camp anyway?
He doesn't, is the obvious answer. Never had any intention to. Beeblebrox has hidden his identity well, precisely because he knows he is exacty the kind of contemptible maggot whose every word and deed induces bomb making levels of rage in otherwise decent humans. He was never going to attend a conference where he could be identified quite easily.
All that garbage about important projects is all the proof you need that it's Grade A horseshit. A liar always embelishes the story to a ridiculous level of detail, and Beeblebrox probably also couldn't resist the chance of making his Wikipediocracy bed follows feel like they are in the presence of greatness. Which they are, as Jake's deference to the little Prince reminds them every single day.
There is of course some truth to what he said. He is what he is. A white dude colonizing Indian lands to extract the black gold for the Great Satan. That is his truth. He paints a very different picture of himself to Wikipedians of course. He's too scared to tell them who he really is. If he lost his power, he would be lost.
Definitely a coward. Barely a man.
